Post by Friend Computer on Feb 23, 2008 19:42:13 GMT
Greetings Citizens!
This is a friendly reminder from the Computer
that shooting mutant commie traitors on sight
can be rewarded with rank, rewards, and cash prizes.
No laser necessary to win.
Valid in all 1,346 sectors.
Friend Computer is not responsible for death,
damanges, dismemberment, disfigurement,
stabbings, beatings, disembowelment, or loss of limbs.
Unregistered mutants, secret society members,
subversive elements, IRS agents,
pyramid marketing schemes, and animate slime
not eligible to win.
See your nearest **CLASSIFIED** for details.
All issues and questions concerning the construction,
validity, interpretation and enforceability
of these Official Rules, or the rights and obligations
of participant(s) and Sponsor shall be governed
by and construed exclusively in accordance with
Friend Computer without giving effect to any
principles of conflicts of law of any jurisdiction or clone.
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Traitors will be executed
Everyone's a Traitor[/center]